Garfield welcomes you child:

May thou have a Lasagana blessed day.

For the past thousands of years the world was filled with false religons: Christanity, Hinduism, Buddhism, Catholics, Judasim, Islam

However: This is no more. Now; we recognize the one true prophet. GARFIELD THE FAT ORANGE CAT

He is the silliest kitty ever. He loves eating Lasagana; as do we. However, with every prophet there is a devil. Who you mask ask?

NERMAL, the most EVIL CREATURE known to us. He commands an army full of archdemons such as THE VET the SECOND MOST EVIL CREATURE EVER

An intro to Garfology:

In the beginning Garfield created the Eternal Lasagna and the Earth.

Now the Earth was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep. And the Spirit of Garfield was hovering over the surface of the waters.

The First Day

And Garfield said, “Let there be lasagana,” and there was lasagana. And Garfield saw that the Lasagana was good, and He separated the Lasagana from the Monday. Garfield called the Lasagana “day,” and the Monday He called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning

Hi there!

Do you have a suggestion for a feature?

No you dont. Garfield is as perfect as a lasagna

Neko

Garfield welcomes you child: